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To the more liberal friends amongst us:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday - practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice - or ultimately your choice not to practice relgious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you all a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013 - but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other great cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. (Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.)
Lastly, this wish is made without regard to race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the recipient of said wish.
To the more conservative friends amongst us:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ - 2013... Amen!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday - practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice - or ultimately your choice not to practice relgious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you all a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013 - but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other great cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. (Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.)
Lastly, this wish is made without regard to race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the recipient of said wish.
To the more conservative friends amongst us:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ - 2013... Amen!
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